Intelligent Design Part 2

Bobby Henderson's impression of the Noodly Appendage

I have found the newest contender against evolution! Pastafarianism or Flying Spaghetti Monsterism draws on overwhelming observable evidence, and simply attempts to receive a fair hearing as a potential counter-theory to Darwin's evolution. Its application has been endorsed by many scholars and scientists as an opponent of evolution, and should thus be taught in schools.

All those in favour of free speech should allow Pastafarianism to be taught in schools. There is no reason why Christian versions of Intelligent Design theory should prevail over others. That simply shows arbitrariness and bias. The message of His Greatness the Noodly Spendor should be heard!

The earth's climate has seen rapid change over the course of recent centuries. As the temperature has increased, the numbers of pirates have deminished. This is observable by any person on the planet. Therefore we should all praise the Noodly Appendage, and thank him for our presence. His intelligence is incomprehensible to mere humans, and in his wisdom has created the earth, its creatures, and us.