When having it sweet is easy

Winston is really sorted this election. He's got no post-election negotations to enter into, so he can sit back and relax as the country's political parties look stupider and stupider vying for power. No matter how long the squabble takes over cabinet positions takes, he'll be high and dry. So when the country is called back into have a reelection, he can only see his votes go up.

One other thing that I have found interesting is that he has been able to say, "Yes, I support National." without having to say it. People are so used to hearing it from everyone else that that's what everyone, even his Labour supporters have come to expect.